(talking about how I have to lecture to a class of about 100 tomorrow)

Joel: you could just make everything up
deliver a lecture of pure fiction
then at the end tell the students that you really just taught them something about creative writing
me: wordsworth was born in a log cabin he built with his own hands. he killed himself a bear when he was only three. he also is currently the lead singer for the band lady gaga.
now watch this video of scottish fold kittens
Joel: now that’s good teaching